Welcome to Archer’s queer advice series: Phone-a-Dyke. 

Think of this as your very queer Agony Aunt column mixed with Dolly Doctor, but minus the questionable advice that’ll definitely give you a UTI. 

You have questions (we assume), and we have answers (probably), so let’s solidify this relationship in proper dyke fashion: quickly, seriously and with a promise it won’t get messy or involve our exes (it probably will). 

So, who is the dyke on the other end of the phone? Less of an individual and more an entity – a hive mind, if you will – the dyke in question is an amalgamation of the Archer team and beyond: a gaggle of dykes, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trans folks, cis folks, pansexuals – oh my!

If we don’t know the answer to your question, rest assured we’ll find an expert in the community who does.

Enjoy the previous episodes of Phone-a-Dyke below:

Episode 1: Are socks lesbian culture?

Episode 2: Inexperienced queer seeks dating tips

Episode 3: Queer woman looking to hire a sex worker

Got a question for us?

We want your questions on sex, dating, sexuality, queerness, sex toys, gender, kink, BDSM, polyamory, relationships and more. With a priority on answering only from lived experience, you'll get pearls of wisdom from an informed, supportive, silly queer perspective.

Please submit your question below, and the dykes will assemble to answer. You can be vague ("do you have tips on a breakup when you work with your ex?") or give us a very specific situation to weigh in on (outlining each event/character at play, but please use pseudonyms).

With your psuedonym, feel free to get creative – e.g. SapphicSadcase, or ATopWithoutABottom – or leave it to us to come up with something.