Presenting Archer’s new queer advice series: Phone-a-Dyke. Think of this as your very queer Agony Aunt column mixed with Dolly Doctor, but minus the questionable advice that’ll definitely give you a UTI. 

We want your questions on sex, dating, sexuality, queerness, sex toys, gender, kink, BDSM, polyamory, relationships and more. With a priority on answering only from lived experience, we’re hoping to give you some pearls of wisdom from an informed, supportive, silly queer perspective.

Please submit your question below, and the dykes will assemble to answer. You can be vague ("do you have tips on a breakup when you work with your ex?") or give us a very specific situation to weigh in on (outlining each event/character at play, but please use pseudonyms).

With your psuedonym, feel free to get creative – e.g. SapphicSadcase, or ATopWithoutABottom – or leave it to us to come up with something.