Need dyke advice? Phone-a-Dyke. Anonymously.

Hello! Have you been keeping up with Archer’s queer advice series: Phone-a-Dyke? If not, welcome. This is our version of a queer Agony Aunt column mixed with Dolly Doctor, but minus the questionable advice that’ll definitely give you a UTI.

Our phoneline (well actually, our email contact form) is open, and we’re ready for your questions. We want your questions on sex, dating, sexuality, queerness, sex toys, gender, kink, BDSM, polyamory, relationships and more.

If we don’t know the answer to your question, rest assured we’ll find an expert in the community who does. We might not be able to answer everything, but we will try our dykey darndest.

So, who is the dyke on the other end of the phone? Less of an individual and more an entity – a hive mind, if you will – the dyke in question is an amalgamation of the Archer team and beyond: a gaggle of dykes, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trans folks, cis folks, pansexuals – oh my!

You can be vague (“do you have tips on a breakup when you work with your ex?”) or give us a very specific situation to weigh in on (outlining each event/character at play, but please use pseudonyms). We look forward to hearing from you.

Enjoy the previous episodes of Phone-a-Dyke below:

Episode 1: Are socks lesbian culture?

Episode 2: Inexperienced queer seeks dating tips

Episode 3: Queer woman looking to hire a sex worker

Episode 4: How do I find queer mums looking for love?

Submit your question here.